Reader Tip – How to Clean a Toilet (humor)

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Well, Cecelia knows that I’ve been working hard to get the house ‘guest’ clean. (Actually it was a good reason to get my butt in gear and get most of hte spring cleaning done.) She felt that I might need a little help and sent me this tip –

How to Wash a Toilet

Raise both lids and add 1/8 cup pet shampoo to the water in the toilet bowl.

Pick up cat and sooth him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.

Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power wash and rinse.

Have someone open the front door of your house. Be sure there are no people between the front door and the bathroom.

Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and open the lid.

The cat will rocket out of the front door where he will dry himself off.

Both the cat and the toilet will be sparkling clean.

Yours sincerely,

The Dog


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