My friend called the other day and said, “ your turkey is always sooo good. I love the way you let the natural flavors come through. I don’t understand why my turkey never tastes so good.”
I asked her how she cooks her turkey. Here’s what she told me –
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of wine
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of wine
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more wines of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 wines of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Wine another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of wine
Step 13: Bake the wine for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another wine of glass
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
Have a Great Thanksgiving!
