Wednesday Wit

 

My stepsister is one who sends the pass around emails. She sent me the one about the Darwin Awards for 2008. These people did such stupid things that I won’t print it for fear of giving people stupid ideas. I now it’s supposed to be funny, but I found it sad. Most of the ‘award’ winners lost their life as a result of their mistakes. I found the stories more horrifying than funny. But, I guess I’m a bit of a prude.

 

I found this one to be profound –

 

 “Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.”

So – if you give her crap, you will receive a bucket full of shit.

 

Have a great day – and watch what you give women today!

 

 

Carole

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